Biz Caz and the Douchebag

We here at the Biz Caz Blues have gotten our hands on the Douchiest Phone Message in History, which we have included below for your edification and listening pleasure.

At the request of thousands of our readers, we used our extensive knowledge of biz caz to determine if, in fact, as our readers are so convinced, the caller was wearing biz caz while leaving the message.  We submitted it to our lab here at the Biz Caz Blues and our crack team of researchers analyzed the message.  This is their findings:


 As you can see, our researchers determined from the forensic evidence that there was an 89.7% chance the caller was wearing biz caz, a 5.3% chance he was wearing a three piece suit, and a 5% chance he was wearing a sweater vest. 

So, it appears, that our readers who said that there was a 100% chance the caller was wearing biz caz were not entirely correct, but they were close.

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2 responses to “Biz Caz and the Douchebag

  1. WTF is a Biz Caz – I know the guy was wearing a fucking vibrator in his arse….

    Please, someone explain to an Aussie what Biz Caz is!!

  2. biz caz means business casual

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